B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 22, 2010

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    pouncingtiger  almost 15 years ago

    After reading this, I’m irritated.

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    EarlWash  almost 15 years ago

    Irritate them, Clumsy. Don’t aggrivate them.

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    I don’t think it quite works that way, Clumsy.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    As he spoke there were no bubbles!

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Pacejv - you made me laugh!

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    Superfrog  almost 15 years ago

    What sort of noise annoys an oyster?

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    To heck with the pearls, break out the lemon and hot sauce

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    They tend to get irritated by having sand thrown at them.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    Blub-blub BLUP!

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    Superfrog: stupid humans for one!

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    Lewreader - you can pass the pearls over here…I’ll wear them.

    pearland Peach

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    quinones.felix  almost 15 years ago

    I don’t understand why someone would put calcified boogers around their necks and put them in their ears.

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    and the black ones are even more expensive….

    Mikimoto(sp)pearls are to die for.

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    gobblingup Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Yes, they’re more offended at this point rather than irritated. My oldest whistles non-stop, which irritates my husband. I should check him for pearls.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    … Does this mean Clumsy has a gritty voice?

    Me speaking: Dap on a bit of “Hot Sauce” and close your eyes!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Just shuck ‘um.

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    Unclear on the concept.

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    @Superfrog: a noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 15 years ago

    No ambiguity on the concept for me. While smoked oysters are good raw oysters are a must so the …willie don’t rust!

    And if I offend let me say I’m sorry.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    That irritated me the most.

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    tonytiger29  almost 15 years ago

    oysters and clams look like snot. they gross me out to look at let alone think about eating. BLLEEECCCCCCHHHH

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    El Dorado, maybe he’d say (as Pilon did in Tortilla Flat) “Happiness is better than riches.”

    After all, clams have no pearls yet they are famous for their happiness…

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    The best way to irritate an oyster is to say bad things about his mother(-of-pearl).

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