Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2013

What is it about lawyers…..they spend their entire careers perfecting “fabricated truth” but can’t give an inch for the real thing.

Oh, man, all of a sudden I want to suck on a lime…Thanks a lot, Miller……

Hey, I think I just came up with a joke about umbrella drinks….Something like It keeps the tears out of the booze kind of thing…? That has to be out there already, I suppose….Anyhoo….

Oh boy! Victoria’s back. She’s one cool lady.

Just because some friends are imaginary doesn’t mean they’re not real.

Come to think of it, WE haven’t seen her in a while, either!

poor joe…can’t get a break from his brother NOR his daughter danae…

Joe can’t win, even if he shows up with Victoria on his arm. Bob would STILL not believe. "I only go on what I see’ – oh, sure!

I thought Joe and Victoria were getting married. What happened to that?

Bob’s parents must be so disappointed…

One thing about brothers is their unwillingness to suspend disbelief. When I recently announced to my brother, that I was planning to get married to the love of my life, his reaction was " Not again ? "

It has been AGES since we heard from or saw Victoria. I always liked her, but I seem to remember several commenters who couldn’t stand her.

Has Bob always had a mustache? Am I thinking about another person?

that damn photoshop excuse is getting old. That guy is really telling us about himself.

Was Victoria the lady who pounced on Joe in the restaurant booth? There was also a lady with a sharp wit that Joe’s mom liked.

Bob looks so much like Nixon it aint funny.That should be a good idea for our next president. One with lots of facial hair.You know…… like Hillary.He still looks like Nixon.

A question: What sort of guy drinks a drink with a little umbrella in it…?

I had the same problem with my dad. He eventually got me to bring her home… and he proceeded to humiliate me.

OK, someone has to ask: What’s Victoria’s Secret?:-)

Like Jon and Liz?

Enoki…..From what I can see guys like Bob drink umbrella drinks…..No need to thank me……

Anybody got a lime?…….

but Joe’s brother DID meet Victoria, and got in trouble when he tried to refer to her as “Vicky”

A propos imaginary friends:http://www.skepticink.com/smilodonsretreat/2013/07/16/the-difference-between-religion-and-delusion/

Cool – Victoria’s back! (I was wondering where she had gone.) (Although I have to admit, I really liked Brenda. I guess there’s no coming back from losing your shirt in Vegas.)

I thought they WERE married! What happened to that?