Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2013
Transcript:
Ned: I was talking to Victoria on the phone last night and... Bob: Oh...your imaginary girlfriend? Ned: Uh...what do you mean "imaginary" , Bob? Bob: Well, I've never met her, and I only go by what I see, Joe. Ned: So...you don't believe me? Bob: I believe that you think she actually exists. Ned: Look...here's a picture of us together... Bob: It'd be more convincing if you had photo-shopped in a less-attractive model.
What is it about lawyers…..they spend their entire careers perfecting “fabricated truth” but can’t give an inch for the real thing.