Janis: Ugh! I hate getting old! Arlo: Well, you know what they say! Janis: Yes, I know what they say! Janis: "It beats ONE of the alternatives!"
what is the OTHER alternative?
Downundergirl, I don’t even want to think about it….
Is Janis contemplating a little nip/tuck, or getting her glitter on and joining the undead?
It is better to be on the flower side of the daisies than on the root side.
I hate getting old… lettuce.
The saying is “It beats the alternative.” There is no “One Of”… Too much plastic surgery or makeup and Janis will end up looking like the Bride of Frankenstein, or worse – Tammy Faye Baker!
Luckily for you Janis, you age much more slowly than the rest of us.
Right side a the grass
and in between some of us learn how to spell.
JusSayin: .. YIKES! Read the link. Never knew.
Not to be blunt, but I thought that Janis was referring to suicide. But that wouldn’t be that funny or wry or quaint or whatever . . .
See her handling her eyes for the clue. Botox, face lifts, the new alternative.
Best alternative: Stop obsessing; enjoy life.
I don’t think her legs are supposed to be purple? Sloppy work, or censorship?
Don’t worry about senility. When it finally hits you, you won’t know it.
It doesn’t only beat the alternative….but it is the way life goes!
I do look forward to a cure for aging while still in my late youth, should lower medical costs and per annum burial expenses.
Downundergirl about 11 years ago
what is the OTHER alternative?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Downundergirl, I don’t even want to think about it….
Arianne about 11 years ago
Is Janis contemplating a little nip/tuck, or getting her glitter on and joining the undead?
rockngolfer about 11 years ago
It is better to be on the flower side of the daisies than on the root side.
CPOChuckG about 11 years ago
I hate getting old… lettuce.
Dampwaffle about 11 years ago
The saying is “It beats the alternative.” There is no “One Of”… Too much plastic surgery or makeup and Janis will end up looking like the Bride of Frankenstein, or worse – Tammy Faye Baker!
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
Luckily for you Janis, you age much more slowly than the rest of us.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Right side a the grass
KEA about 11 years ago
and in between some of us learn how to spell.
Manhunter808 about 11 years ago
JusSayin: .. YIKES! Read the link. Never knew.
Gokie5 about 11 years ago
Not to be blunt, but I thought that Janis was referring to suicide. But that wouldn’t be that funny or wry or quaint or whatever . . .
Pataruski Premium Member about 11 years ago
See her handling her eyes for the clue. Botox, face lifts, the new alternative.
GR6 about 11 years ago
Best alternative: Stop obsessing; enjoy life.
Steve Parmelee Premium Member about 11 years ago
I don’t think her legs are supposed to be purple? Sloppy work, or censorship?
topbunk about 11 years ago
Don’t worry about senility. When it finally hits you, you won’t know it.
Dr Lou Premium Member about 11 years ago
It doesn’t only beat the alternative….but it is the way life goes!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
I do look forward to a cure for aging while still in my late youth, should lower medical costs and per annum burial expenses.