Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 24, 2013

I’d really like to see that picture.And the ingredient list.

I like the slightly unusual depiction of the witch on the right. She reminds me of Reta Shaw playing Aunt Hagatha on Bewitched.

The problem is witches never use fresh ingredients. They probably did in the recipe book. (That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.)

The recipe said to use a double double boiler.

How about the pictures on frozen dinners, especially the dollar ones.

When I got married, my Mom gave me the recipes for several of our family favorites but try as I might the dishes never tasted the same. I finally decided that one essential ingredient was missing….my Mom’s finger. ;-P

Real Witches do not do this. To claim that real Witches also look like this is to say that ALL Christians are wearing burlap shirts and whipping their backs with cat o nine tail whips.

Nailed it!

Dinner party at Pangkot Palace

A cats tail, A eagle claw, etc. and where did they find Newts with eyes that big.

“When the real witches die, they will look & smell even worse”And of course Hollie believes in witches.

What do you mean, it doesn’t look good? It looks great! It’s got two eyes, doesn’t it? Binocular vision, all the way!

You can never have enough garlic, and they’re short on tentacles.

This goes well with today’s “Off the Mark.”