Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 23, 2013

Your fate is to be squashed, Stupid.

Looks like Stupid has my family’s luck. Poor little birdie.

Man, it’s just like Rosanne Roseannadanna said; “It just goes to show you, it’s always something — if it ain’t one thing, it’s another.”

If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all…

What a pane.

I LOL’d. I swear I could hear that window coming down. Great facial expression (errr…what’s left of his face.)

Looks like he’s wearing a tie!

Yes!!! It’s Stupid week. I love him

At this rate maybe Stupid should fly south a little early this year. Poor Stupid.

I hope Stupid stays north for this winter. I will miss him!

Diamond Lil meets the Born Loser

I am a day behind on my toon queue, just read yesterday’s Lil. OMG! The 2 of these strips are priceless!

Now we’ve gotten to the point where the bird is no longer a complete idiot, but he’s still getting squashed. Would give the bird a break?

I woke early one morning, the earth Lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird Perched upon my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles began to slip away. He sang of far off places, of laughter ,and of fun. It seemed his very chirping brought up the Morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed, And gently shut the window. And crushed his little head. I am not a “morning” person

Some days are better staying in bed (or a next in Stupid’s case).