BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: ‘Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm’s off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn’t. ARTHUR: Well, what’s that then? BLACK KNIGHT: I’ve had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
Doc, I have this stabbing pain in my chest.Doc: We’ll have to run a battery of tests to figure out your problem. We’ll start with blood-work. First you need to fill out some forms.
I never had a sword in me but had a guy in the Army demonstrating how to snap open a Buck knife using a downward snap motion.It was quick and straight into my thigh to the handle.It really did not hurt till I touched it.The punk ran out of the bay room leaving me to walk across the yard to the Medics.Survived Nam only to be wounded in Alaska.Applied for a Purple Heart but my Captain did not buy it. All he did was laugh.The guy avoided me for days….I was looking for him to return the knife.
Veteran: always opened my Buck that way, going on 50 years.This never happened once. Never lost hold of the blade, dropped knife into hand by handle after it was locked.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
What a cutting remark!….
Jobecur almost 11 years ago
He was rehearsing for the role of Polonius.
Jobecur almost 11 years ago
Poor old Polonius got stabbed in the arras — that will smart a lot.
Agent54 almost 11 years ago
Holy Grail
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man. ARTHUR: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT’s left arm off] ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. BLACK KNIGHT: ‘Tis but a scratch. ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm’s off! BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn’t. ARTHUR: Well, what’s that then? BLACK KNIGHT: I’ve had worse. ARTHUR: You liar! BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
J Short almost 11 years ago
Doc, I have this stabbing pain in my chest.Doc: We’ll have to run a battery of tests to figure out your problem. We’ll start with blood-work. First you need to fill out some forms.
Linguist almost 11 years ago
Bet that’s the last time he goes to a Renaissance Fair !
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
gonna be sword in the morning
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I never had a sword in me but had a guy in the Army demonstrating how to snap open a Buck knife using a downward snap motion.It was quick and straight into my thigh to the handle.It really did not hurt till I touched it.The punk ran out of the bay room leaving me to walk across the yard to the Medics.Survived Nam only to be wounded in Alaska.Applied for a Purple Heart but my Captain did not buy it. All he did was laugh.The guy avoided me for days….I was looking for him to return the knife.
CarlosG almost 11 years ago
Veteran: always opened my Buck that way, going on 50 years.This never happened once. Never lost hold of the blade, dropped knife into hand by handle after it was locked.