Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2013
Transcript:
Pineapple Valley News: Swine mayor saves big-chinned lunkhead and cowardly dog from shark-filled death! "The mayor never questioned his leadershhip skills!" said his assistant. "While the ferry captain and his dog cried for aid, Mayor Porkfatington's quick thinking and laser-like focus were key to our survival..." TNT: Mail... got a big envelope from the mayor's office. Rip Haywire: Well, he may have lied about saving us, but at least he's had the decency to pay up. TNT: How much did we make? Rip Haywire: It's a bill for the boat.
LEOCSUTTERIII about 11 years ago
It’s like Dr. Pelt told Jack Ryan in “The Hunt For Red October” – “I’m a politician – when I’m not kissin’ babies, I’m stealin’ their lollipops!”
Kali39 about 11 years ago
And what’s this extra fee here? “Reimbursement for getting head of state wet.” What the hey?
johnrussco about 11 years ago
It’d be cool if TNT nailed that pig mayor.
imbaldeagle about 11 years ago
Seems there might be an element of Animal Farm by George Orwell in this strip.
ewalnut about 11 years ago
I want to see sizzling bacon.I think TNT would like it too.
stonehenge1951 about 11 years ago
Fatback…the new steak.
avarner about 11 years ago
This week’s strips have been a lesson in how government works…
Hilarious, Dan..
Fuddy Duddy about 11 years ago
I did not know that.-Three years on the city council, and I finally find out what it’s all about – from a comic strip, yet.
Rod Gonzalez about 11 years ago
Rip gets no respect.
Dragoncat about 11 years ago
They should have just made the political porker sit on the leak like I had suggested.At least that way there would have been a hint of truth to that pig’s tale.
TimothyCole almost 6 years ago
I woulda thrown that bacon back to the sharks. By the way love the series I’ve started at the beginning and just got this far and they are awesome
TheFiddleBackSpider about 4 years ago
This comic strip is so weird. In a good way! It’s just weird