Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 09, 2013

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Pineapple Valley News: Swine mayor saves big-chinned lunkhead and cowardly dog from shark-filled death! "The mayor never questioned his leadershhip skills!" said his assistant. "While the ferry captain and his dog cried for aid, Mayor Porkfatington's quick thinking and laser-like focus were key to our survival..." TNT: Mail... got a big envelope from the mayor's office. Rip Haywire: Well, he may have lied about saving us, but at least he's had the decency to pay up. TNT: How much did we make? Rip Haywire: It's a bill for the boat.