Pickles by Brian Crane for November 02, 2013

ewww

You better shave it Opal before you take it back.

Also check it for the tweeter.

Let Roscoe clean the syrup off, dog damage is covered ;-)

If it’s one of those new phones that can get wet, you can just clean it off.

Better run it through the dishwasher.

Pretty sure the warranty excludes damage due to acts of dog.

i think it is just best to forget about the phone

Good luck with that, Opal.

Back in the days of our first VCR, we owned a large albino cat. The VCR needed repairing, we took it in…later I got a call from the repair shop: “Um….do you have any idea what this white, feathery substance all over the inside of your video could be?” I hazarded a guess: “Could it be cat hair?” Pause. Pause. “Well, I guess maybe it could.” In those days the VCRs had the ventilation slits in the top. Discovered that, as it was warm and in his reach, our cat would climb up and lie on it when we weren’t home. We went and got a rack to cover it!

Alexikakos, you let us down. This story arc is almost done, and I keep expecting your recipe for “iphone in maple syrup.” :) Now, don’t forget the dog hair – from what breed?

And there’s the squeaker from his squeak toy stuck to it, too

Finally! A practical suggestion. Good man.

My dog would’ve licked that phone cleaner than a whistle!

Should have taken it back as soon as you got it. Replace it with a DECENT phone, not a cRapple.

Alternatively, this story arc could end in a science-fiction mode. The syrup causes the phone to become sentient, through unsuspected quantum properties in tree sap.. And the dog hair makes people relate to as something like alive and cute. Give it von-Neumann-machine-like ability to replicate itself and these units could – dare I say – rule the world!.We’d all be in a pickle, then! This could even end up eventually as “Pickles: The Movie.” What actors would be good to play Opal and Eartl?

Better and better

A furry iphone. Shhh! Everyone will want one

LOL