Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 09, 2013
December 08, 2013
December 10, 2013
Transcript:
Mom: Well, I don't see any lice on your head, Miss Alice Otterloop! Alice: Darn! I was going to take them to Blisshaven for sharing time! Mom: Show and tell with lice? Alice: Kevin showed his that he got from Santa's beard! They're Magic Santa Lice! Mom: Is is time to find a new preschool for Alice? Dad: No other preschool I know of offers Magic Santa Lice.
Thehag almost 11 years ago
Gotta love these parents. Really fun!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He doesn’t have to worry about catching them
Under Dog Premium Member almost 11 years ago
When my now 80 yr. old Mother was a child her Mother would say “It’s not a sin to get lice, but it’s a sin to keep them”.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Miss Blisshaven, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
(after Edward Lear:)
There was an Old Man with a beard,Who said, "It is just as I feared!—Two Owls and a Hen, four Mice with their lice,Have all built their nests in my beard.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Wouldn’t that be a good thing?
Tom Falco almost 11 years ago
Do you carry them to school in a jar or just right on the top of your head?
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
The dad’s response is exactly what I would say in such a scenario.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
just be careful what Kevin starts showing!
tazz555 almost 11 years ago
The only thing ive ever gotten from Santa besides gifts was a restraining order.
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Just another reason not to home-school the kids!
solticeart almost 11 years ago
well since santa is magic it only reasons that any lice that sucked on his magic santa blood would also be magic! lol actually I would dread the start of ever school year when my kids were in elementary school because low and behold some kid would have lice and my kids would come home with them every dam time! I hated having to clean after a lice incident. My washer, dryer and vacuum would be very tired as would be poor mom (me).