Those women will eat themselves into a stupor under ANY circumstances. As for the guys, I agree with 2old. Heaven forefend those lazy yobbos should do something for themselves that they can make the women do FOR them. The sad thing is that I know blokes like that, and their wives let them get away with that sort of rubbish!
Je mange, donc je suis—Joi.If those guys want any lunch at all they better get into the kitchen ’cause the girls are just a whole bundle of emotions right now. Result: no food left and a carving knife flying their way.
I hate to say it, but while he would NEVER have asked in such a rude way as Burl, my father was of a generation and culture that expected that sort of servitude.
He expected the table to be already set when he got home from work, and dinner on it within about ten minutes.
I grew up thinking all men said things like “Honey, I’m a little hungry, How about a sandwich?” right in the middle of Gunsmoke.
Don’t get me wrong…. there’s nothing wrong with anybody saying “Can I get you a sandwich?” to another person.
It’s enjoyable to do things for someone who returns the favor in some way…. but it’s Burl’s do-NOTHING attitude and that feigned helplessness that make me sputter.
Well, I was happy to serve my husband and have his dinner ready and chilled glasses in the freezer for a cocktail, BUT like Burl, he went too far – never so much as getting up to fetch himself a glass of water when we were seated together on a couch (even when I was 7-8 months preggers and they were all well over 8# ). That was not the reason I divorced him but a consideration
this is the exact reason Crispy Creme stays in business, and don’t tell me they are good, I cant eat them (thank goodness). But the name alone conjours up fried grease!
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Actually, that was pretty good, Burl.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Heaven forbid those two louts in the front room would get off their heinies and fix their own lunch!
Laura Gildwarg almost 11 years ago
Those women will eat themselves into a stupor under ANY circumstances. As for the guys, I agree with 2old. Heaven forefend those lazy yobbos should do something for themselves that they can make the women do FOR them. The sad thing is that I know blokes like that, and their wives let them get away with that sort of rubbish!
mikie2 almost 11 years ago
Je mange, donc je suis—Joi.If those guys want any lunch at all they better get into the kitchen ’cause the girls are just a whole bundle of emotions right now. Result: no food left and a carving knife flying their way.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I hate to say it, but while he would NEVER have asked in such a rude way as Burl, my father was of a generation and culture that expected that sort of servitude.
He expected the table to be already set when he got home from work, and dinner on it within about ten minutes.
I grew up thinking all men said things like “Honey, I’m a little hungry, How about a sandwich?” right in the middle of Gunsmoke.
Don’t get me wrong…. there’s nothing wrong with anybody saying “Can I get you a sandwich?” to another person.
It’s enjoyable to do things for someone who returns the favor in some way…. but it’s Burl’s do-NOTHING attitude and that feigned helplessness that make me sputter.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You just eat….all the time.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I pretty much figured she ate when she was happy, depressed, confused, upset, relieved, asleep….
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
make your own lunch, mister helpless
PoodleGroomer almost 11 years ago
Make them food or they will just have beer for lunch.
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Well, I was happy to serve my husband and have his dinner ready and chilled glasses in the freezer for a cocktail, BUT like Burl, he went too far – never so much as getting up to fetch himself a glass of water when we were seated together on a couch (even when I was 7-8 months preggers and they were all well over 8# ). That was not the reason I divorced him but a consideration
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Oh, but I love the plaque “World’s Best Cook”. Better than a find it ;-)
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
And has ANYONE heard anything meaningful from GoComics?
finale almost 11 years ago
So why is Verla depressed? .A better question: Why is Verla happy?
InTraining Premium Member almost 11 years ago
VERL ate the “Find It”… ! ? !
Linda Solomon almost 11 years ago
ditto!
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Made? Hey: already done, it’s in that box marked “Dunkin’ Donuts”…….they’re goin’ fast!!
YvetteLafumeuse almost 11 years ago
Those Crustwoodian women are so sensitive, it’s amazing that they can ever stop eating ….oh wait……
fma almost 11 years ago
Burl is downright witty, today.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
this is the exact reason Crispy Creme stays in business, and don’t tell me they are good, I cant eat them (thank goodness). But the name alone conjours up fried grease!
I have toenails on my fingers! almost 11 years ago
Burl is the breadwinner. If he want to bellow for a sandwich then that is his prerogative.