Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 21, 2013
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling RETURN of SHLUFF! It came! It napped! It left! IT...IS...BACK! Without warning, it reappeared on our verdant sphere! Shluff: Behold SHLUFF, earthlings! I have returned to your planet, upon which I once freely napped! A panicked United Nations convenes! Man #1: Surely our atomic weapons can stop shluff from dozing! Man #2: Fool! They would be as buzzing gnats to the somnolent colossus! Shluff: Craven humans! I Have no desire to nap here again! I lost my wallet, and I'm retracing my steps. Shluff: Hmm... So once more did Shluff return to the cosmos, leaving behind him a mystified earth! Shluff: Nuts! THINK, Shluff! Perhaps when I napped on the two-ringed moon of URL... The End!
kapock about 11 years ago
That really hurts, Shluff: everyone tried to be quiet for those 3,000 years. Still, if your wallet turns up we’ll send it. *That’s just who we are. *
Ottodesu about 11 years ago
I’d forgotten that Url used to be a word.
Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago
“Now why did I come in here?”
edclectic about 11 years ago
He has to fly because he’s lost the keys to his spaceship, too.
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
Perhaps a nice nap would help his memory…