Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 20, 2013
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: You're dumping me for the redheaded ditz... AKA my best frenemy?! Rip Haywire: Hold it! You dumped me, remember? After you tricked me into a fake marriage! Then you ran halfway across the globe to become a criminal pirate queen! Cobra Carson: (Huff!) If you're going to hold reality against me... I bid you adieu. Rip Haywire: Bid wha...? TNT: What does this have to do with Ebay?
Fuddy Duddy almost 11 years ago
Attaboy TNT! You got right to the nub of it.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
RIP: “And didn’t you try to have me thrown into an alligator pit once, COBRA?”COBRA: Oh, come on, now! Some of them had their teeth removed. I just didn’t remember which…
Chrisdiaz801 almost 11 years ago
Dutch wasn’t a good teacher of foreign languages for Rip, despite his resume as a adventurer. Rip had better be careful, as Cobra will be back(to get even!)
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I bid you adieu and fifty cents.
Fly On The Wall almost 11 years ago
Good choice Rip, bring on the Redhead, NOW, let’s go get some bad guys for crying out loud!!!!!
epiphoney almost 11 years ago
Finally, a good TNT zinger! More, please.
PMark almost 11 years ago
Rip, you forgot the part about her wanting you to be her man-slave.
bornfree99 almost 11 years ago
Rip, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. u will feel better taking all the heat from your life’s adventure in a day, then to see her again for another 5 secs..
Vermont Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“I’m not going to argue with you if you’re just going to be right all the time!”
LEOCSUTTERIII almost 11 years ago
Shouldn’t it be “KA-HUFF”??????
CYGNUS X1 almost 11 years ago
Dans going to have to change the art in the header at the top of this page to include a certain red head and a picture of Cobra trying to stab Rip in the back! Plus that smoochy stuff with Cobra in the last panel won’t cut it anymore. :)
billdi Premium Member almost 11 years ago
great stuff — the dialogue is straight out of a 1930s screwball comedy.
quartermain almost 11 years ago
a very intense Brunette we have here.
Veridian almost 11 years ago
Dan, Well Done! Either Cobra will Finally realize what Rip means to her….OR, Rip’ll trade up! either way, we Hooligans win :-)