Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 13, 2013

Get the son and nephew to clean the closet, ma’am!

He could clean out the closet but then he’d just have to clean out the closets that he put all the junk from this closet in and that would mean putting the junk back in the closet. He just cut out the middle step. And she’s complaining about his efficiency. Some people!

My closet’s the only place in the house that’s fairly organized.

What’s your excuse?

X… how did you make sure it wasn’t unfairly organized?

Tony…the dog ate it.

Are we sure he was sent here to look for a job, or is it just a dump?

Although it doesn’t seem obvious to the untrained eye, I am pretty well organized.

Closets just don’t care whether or not they are organized, in my view.

I don’t believe in excuses. Just do it.

No excuse. I just need a better reason to get started on anything that isn’t fun! (like doing it with someone else at least)

She says, dripping with sarcasm.

There just aren’t enough hours in the day…..

I don’t feel the need…as my 13 yr old would say.