The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 29, 1996
September 28, 1996
September 30, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: Hi. Woman: Hello. Eno: I couldn't help but notice your eyes. They're hazel, aren't they?Woman: Actually, they;re green. Gray on some days. I guess it depends on my mood. Yours are blue. Eno: Enough of this small talk! I love you! I've never felt this way in all my life!! Woman: HA! You're mad! I barely know you!! But then somehow, I've known you my entire life! Yes! Yes! I do love you!! Eno: Marry me! I'll make you the happiest woman on earth! Say yes! Woman: What? Just when I'm getting somewhere with my career?! Don't you even think of my needs?! You pig! Eno: Pig?! That's just like you to get personal! You're so irrational! Woman: Well, if that's how you feel, then the weddings off! I'm going back to mother! She tried to warn me about jerks like you!!! Eno: Never try to start a relationship in the express lane. Woman 2: Paper or plastic?
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