The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 13, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: Well, what are we going to do, Eno? That killer dog had us trapped in our house!! Eno: That thing's a man eater, Fang. The only sensible thing to do is wait for him to leave. Fang: Yeah. You're right. That would be the smart thing. Eno: Of course! I mean, we're not idiots. Fang: Oh, by the way, we're out of beer. Eno: Y'know, I think I could drop from the phone line into the car's sunroof. What'cha think?