The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 14, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: Well, I called out for Chinese. If that killer dog has us trapped in our house, at least we won't starve. Eno: Look. He's pulling up now. Fang: Oh no! He doens't see the dog! It's running up behind him! I can't watch. Eno: Dear god!! He ate our food! The dog at our food! How horrible!! Fang: Doesn't the fact that he also ate the delivery guy bother you? Eno: Of course. You should have called a pizza guy. They're more expendable.