Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 08, 2013

When has Dakota ever telephoned Phoebe?

Oh Dakota …still Lol and still miss the hair now Dakota is like a unicorn with out a horn.

Also I think Dakota changed cloths half way threw the ride home.

Dakota defeated the queen goblin in a stare down. That will only increase her arrogance.

I love Marigold’s smile in panel 2.

Dakota calling Phoebe: “Hey, weirdo, check my vlog.” Then she hangs up.

(Excuse me. I have not been politically correct.) Oh, poor Dakota. How unhappy she must be! And, let us get her a counselor for her traumatic encounter with the everything-challenged non-humanoid-but-still-completely-valid-life-forms so that she may go on to lead an ultimately fulfilling life. BLAART!

Blart, blaart.

creative blaaartist at work.

You should never have said weirdo to Phoebe.

lol

And when Dakota walks into her house and discovers litl gurl? This ain’t over yet, folks!

Between this, and the return to “Nancy”, after 50 years, of Oona Goosepimple and the Yo-yos, it’s been an interesting few weeks.

Dakota should be thankful that Phoebe and Marigold are her only real friends. No one else cared or noticed she was missing. No one else stuck their necks out to find her or rescue her. Then the spoiled rotten brat turns around and pops the “I am so much better then you will ever be” attitude with Phoebe and Marigold. Come on, they risked their lives for you and that is all you can respond with? How rude. I hope that Dakota realizes what a true friend Phoebe and Marigold are to her.She is so fake.

I bet it breaks Phoebe’s heart, lol! ;-)

I look at strips like these and think, “Somehow, I made it my job to draw little girls and unicorns.” I don’t know what I ever did to deserve that kind of luck, but I want to keep doing it for a long, long time.Re: todays gocomics b.s.I dont know what I ever did to deserve a strip such as Heavenly Nostrils, but Thank you Dana for it!!!

I 2nd Linda on that.I never miss your two comics. Even when they post late.

If your phone doesn’t ring, it’s me.

Android’s latest product: the BlaartPhone.

Now that the goblins have discovered electronic technology, they will reverse engineer it and take it back to Marigold’s home-world where they can reek proper havoc.

The Shield of Boringness has an easy job with Dakota.