“Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee – right on the lip – and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!”
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
Jon, Jon, no brains……..
killerbunnyfamily almost 11 years ago
At first I have read LIPS as UPS.
Wren Fahel almost 11 years ago
“Ten days after I turned eight, got my lips stuck in a gate! My friends all laughed. And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee – right on the lip – and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!”
- Veggie Tales – I Love My Lips
mytly4 almost 11 years ago
Good candidate for Garfield Minus Garfield.
AngelMarieSings almost 11 years ago
Perfect for GMG!
Linda1259 almost 11 years ago
I hope those are pajamas Jon is wearing and not a new shirt he bought with his girl friend. It is so hard to believe that she is with him.
And, thank you, RomNick.
ateeq8najib almost 11 years ago
idiot
Can't Sleep almost 11 years ago
Actually, Jon’s dialogue should read:“Wips!”“Wips!”“I can’t fee-oo my wips!
Number Three almost 11 years ago
I bet Liz can ALWAYS feel her lips… Going by the size of them.xxx
Aaron Saltzer almost 11 years ago
Jon sure is dense.
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 11 years ago
Jon don’t you know you’re supposed to let the coffee cool a little???!!!!!…..or do as my mom does at a restaurant put ice cubes in it