Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 22, 2013
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling A Very Chagrin Falls Thanksgiving Man: Oh, boy! I love Thanksgiving! Son: Dad, there's a bunch of people in the front yard. Man: Can I help you? Native American Man: Hey, therre! Can you believe this new land we just discovered?! It's fantastic! Man: You "discovered" my front yard? Native American Man: And the house! Speaking of which...it's cold out here, pal! Native American Woman: Hey, we should have a feast to celebrate our new understanding! Woman: What understanding? Native American Man: How do you change the channel? On the cable remote? CLICK Man: Hey! I was watching the game! DING DONG Native American Woman: Ah, our friends are here! Native American Man: Come on in! There's plenty of room! Man: Er, actually, it's getting a bit crowded. Native American Man: That's why we had a vote and decided to reserve a spot for you in the backyard! Native American Man: Say, let's make this meal an annual tradition to commemorate our arrival, and how the Smythes helped us! Man: Quit hogging the blanket! Baby: Cough The End
kapock about 11 years ago
You don’t want to know what they put on that blanket.
edclectic about 11 years ago
Turnabout…fair play.
Carl Premium Member about 11 years ago
Ahh, the joy of open borders.
HFLickspittle about 11 years ago
Perfect! Now I know why you were never in my local paper, you are too honest.
Linguist about 11 years ago
Yatahey !
steverinoCT about 11 years ago
Wikipedia:.“[Calvin and Hobbes creator] Bill Watterson[’s] …family relocated to Chagrin Falls, Ohio in 1965 when Watterson was six years old because his mother, Kathryn, wanted to be closer to her family and felt the small town was a good place to raise children.”.He famously used the town as backdrop. “…on the back of The Essential Calvin and Hobbes a giant Calvin is seen rampaging through the town triangle in Chagrin Falls, Ohio all the while holding Chagrin Falls Popcorn Shop.” (http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Calvin’s_Hometown).Hunh. Per Wikipedia, Tim Conway also grew up there.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
I have that one, but my favorite, hanging on my wall, shows a very serious native with a rifle, the caption; “Show me your papers!”
Subversive about 11 years ago
Kehtannit is pleased that we are implementing his Manifest Destiny
Ushindi about 11 years ago
OK – how many of you vote to give it all back?I don’t see any hands…
Gruntmol about 11 years ago
Picking the low hanging fruit again. This is why your strip is so inane.
ickymungmung about 11 years ago
Pretty soon they’ll have to relocate those moochers off the deck!
pbarnrob about 11 years ago
Or just take an idea and trend it out to the ultimate, even to the absurd-seeming. The result can be shocking. And instructive.