The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 06, 2013

I bet she’s going for #5.

Stay away from #3. He’s just one of those greasy guys that will be all over you.

Does he have the grits for it?

She’s looking for someone to bring home to her crib.

why are the comments here always so corny ?

Corny jokes.

Careful.They all lye.

He’s a stalker.

Web searching at the COB. [college of business]

She ended up with this guy.

This is all simply a-maizing.

Be careful – they’re all children of the corn!

She doesn’t want to be an old maid.

can anyone tell me why the comments do not work on 9 chickweed lane?

¿How about a little latin flavor with Pa-Zole`?

so corny

Customer, “I’d like the grits, please.”Waitress, “Hominy?”Customer, “Oh, just one.”

But they all fall to the reaper.

corn cob piper

alsoroy coblee j.cob

They all look as high as an elephant’s eye.

I’d attempt a pun, but I’d probably get creamed!

Just following up, but I suspect that the artist has the first right of refusal as to whether comments are allowed. GoComics probably welcome comments, it is a great way to determine visits, popularity, and demographics.