Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 22, 2013
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Transcript:
Bucky Katt: Vampires are so stupid. Satchel Pooch: How so? Bucky Katt: Vampires hang out with werewolves, right? Satchel Pooch: Probably you see them together. Bucky Katt: And what happens to you when you get bit by a werewolf? Satchel Pooch: Uh...do you turn into a werewolf? Bucky Katt: So why don't vampires let werewolves bite them? Satchel Pooch: Why would they want that? Bucky Katt: Because then he'd be uber! He'd be a were-vampire-wolf! You show up at that guy's castle with a stake and he shreds you like a newspaper and plays fetch with the stake. All villains and superheroes are fundamentally flawed...they're human-based. Why aren't they cat-based? Satchel Pooch: Because they'd sleep all day and poop in the phone booth? Bucky Katt: You don't want to get me angry. Satchel Pooch: Or what? You'll puff up and pee green all over my stuff? Are you the incredible sulk?
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Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
Megaroid, your last cat-based “super hero” was none too good, Bucky. The pooch has you nailed.
Varnes about 11 years ago
What is this phone booth of which they speak…?
Sandfan about 11 years ago
Love it when Satch burns Bucky. Here’s a treat for you, Satch…
Tom Falco about 11 years ago
You can’t combine super powers. Everybody knows that.
halibaitor about 11 years ago
I love it… “Are you the Incredible Sulk?”
Arianne about 11 years ago
Bravo, Darby! If you look up LOL in the dictionary, there’s a picture of a person reading Get Fuzzy!!!
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 11 years ago
Satchel is on the mark today!! Two snarky comments in a row! Be careful Fang-boy da’ Satch is back!
Dan Tooker about 11 years ago
Last Sunday’s strip appeared to be a new one and today’s strip also! Maybe Darby’s getting back to work by doing a new one on Sunday. Not complaining about the reruns. Just like to see new ones. Hope it continues! Merry Christmas everyone.
Kind&Kinder about 11 years ago
I can’t help myself. I love this strip, and this particular one put me on the floor in pain. One of the funniest, sharpest strips EVER (and I go back some!).
lemon868 about 11 years ago
Ah, Satchel, the ZING, the BURN, the Gotcha!! Excellently done!
rgcviper about 11 years ago
Satchel shoots … he scores!
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
Which is why their offspring would be eeee-vil!
TerryTaylor about 4 years ago
What happens when you get bit by a vampire (usually with BOTH fangs… sorry, Buck)? Same thing, with undead immortality thrown in as a bonus!