The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 11, 2013

And Sauraon lived happily ever after! Wait, that’s another tale.

I use Sauron wrap for leftovers from the Mordor Grille.

@finale Choice!

Visine is Hobbit-forming.

Three drops for the Elven-kings to help red-eyes,Seven for the Dwarf-lords and their cataracts,Nine for Mortal Men doomed to styes,One for the Dark Lord and his contacts,In the Land of Box Stores where the Visine’s found.One drop to soothe them all, One drop to relieve them,One drop to ease them all and in the end reprieve themIn the Land of Box Stores where the Visine’s found.

Eye precious.

3NISIA? That stuff doesn’t work. Frodo should be using Vis… uh… never mind,

Must be from all of the Smaug

I thought this was funny too, 3 weeks ago, on Sunny Street.

its always good to make a friend