Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 31, 2013

Queen might be redundant…

Which one of them had a full house then?And now, everyone knows that Pig has a pair of queens.

And now for the Tasteless Joke of the Day::“Poker?”“No thanks, I’m gay.”:Think about it.

Looks like Pig has finally picked up Rat’s bad habits

YAY, PIG! WHAT A WAY TO END THE YEAR! ROTFLMAO!

So cool, a Hugh Laurie bobble-head doll.

Inspiration?

…….and I find myself agreeing with Rat….

Shut up Rat!!!

Shut up Rat!!!

Rat is the only Pearls character I can imagine playing poker. Goat is more of a Bridge player and for Pig…well…there’s always 52 Pickup.

Good job this strip doesn’t run on A&E!

Meesta Passtis delenda est!

Cen we have his doctor’s e-mail so we can get his meds upped?

This is funny and pays off the Royal Flush joke a second time, but I can see a hue and cry from some saying this is somehow anti-gay.

I just had the queerest laugh.

Invite the crocs over, then you have a full house

Cut pig off…no more beer.

Wow…………Happy New Year To All!!!!!!

Mr. Pastis is non-discriminatory. His daily strips show that he’s trying to find a way to be equally offensive to ALL groups of humanity.

Pig, you are SO non-PC! You may have some folks in a snit asking for you to be made into pork chops!But Rat carries the day with his self-loathing. This strip is so Not Right in so many ways; one has to love it or leave it!

Bob’s game is a bit off… He never seems to get any Jacks…

I <3 this comic so much!!!!

Only good gay joke I know.

In this case, I think two of a kind beats four of a kind.

I think Goat desperately wants the floor to eat him up in the last panel.

xxx

This doesn’t even come up to a level of stupid junior high school humor.

this is the week he traditionally claims to run the best of his turkeys, so breath a sigh of relief at the stuff you’re being spared.

My son is gay and he laughed loudly. Steven I’m not sure whether the correct compliment is to say your puns are getting worse or better, but this is a good one…

@Pastis

BTW my son said to tell you that he is so gay he can’t even drive straight…

And Rat kills Pastis again.

Oh my, I’m sure the GLAD lobby will insist that Pearls Before Swine remove Pig from the strip!!

NY DAILY NEWS censored this one and replaced it with an old one! Thank goodness for gocomics

WTF?!?

ROTFLMAO