You know how people out west have to set their clocks earlier? People down south should have to set their thermomenters colder. That would keep Florida people feom getting too smug. I thought that's what the fire ants were there for.
The only place the weather is perfect all the time is the Garden of Eden and we ain’t gettin’ back in there anytime soon. However, Texas is almost as good.
I’m fond of inland San Diego county – winter temps range from 34 to 75; summer from 70 to 90. Neither is impossible to live with, and no humidity to boot!
Don’t forget the old joke about the Texan and the Rhode Islander. Texan: “I can get in my car at one edge of my ranch and drive all day without reaching the other edge.” Reply by Rhode Islander: “Yeah, I used to have a car like that myself.”
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And the Burmese pythons.
frumdebang almost 11 years ago
Here in Florida, we’re training the ants to eat the pythons. And vice versa. Should be interesting.
neatslob Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They can be smug in the winter, but in the summer when it’s 100 degrees and 100% humidity for 12 straight weeks, then it’s our turn to be smug.
jessegooddoggy almost 11 years ago
Cold over heat and humidity any day!
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Don’t forget the sand spurs…
pumaman almost 11 years ago
Not worried about pythons or fire ants here in San Diego. Just fire.
IQTech61 almost 11 years ago
People here in Texas aren’t all that smug when the temperature hits triple digits and the humidity turns every place into a sauna.
patricew52 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
and the “noseeums”!
Agent54 almost 11 years ago
remember the deep south grows extra big roaches they live with also.
Retired Dude almost 11 years ago
The only place the weather is perfect all the time is the Garden of Eden and we ain’t gettin’ back in there anytime soon. However, Texas is almost as good.
Ginny Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’m fond of inland San Diego county – winter temps range from 34 to 75; summer from 70 to 90. Neither is impossible to live with, and no humidity to boot!
Doublejake almost 11 years ago
Don’t forget the old joke about the Texan and the Rhode Islander. Texan: “I can get in my car at one edge of my ranch and drive all day without reaching the other edge.” Reply by Rhode Islander: “Yeah, I used to have a car like that myself.”
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer almost 11 years ago
That has been tried: http://www.pythonchallenge.org/over 1600 participants were able to capture 68 pythons – not as easy a quest as it sounds!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 11 years ago
And July.
racerxyz almost 11 years ago
I don’t get the clocks earlier thing.
Susanne about 5 years ago
People out west have to set their clocks earlier? I thought he meant time zones, but then west would be later… what? I don’t get that part.
I totally get the thing with the fire ants though.