Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 08, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    That’s Grover!

    Anyway, my mother, who had a saying or proverb for everything, always said “Cold hands, warm heart.”

    I think that might not apply to puppets.

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    “Don’t touch me there.”

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    Thus the expression, “he had Groving hands.”

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Brought to you by the letters P and OOOOOOO!

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    sbchamp  almost 11 years ago

    Howard HandupmeEarl Sinclair approves

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    And rough nails.

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    DavidHurley Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Haha, gotta be uncomfortable.

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  about 6 years ago

    Oh man! How does Parisi come up with so many of these good jokes??

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