Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 23, 2013

Just give them gravel….coal is at least useful in the wintertime….

Santa also sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake ; you’d think they’d extend him some professional courtesy ( either that, or offer him a job ).

The’ List’ what list… I just use yours.

They have jurisdiction at The North Pole, too?!

They really don’t know who they;re dealing with here. This is Santa for Christ’s sake……NSA Not So Astute…..

“Santa shmanta! You think we don’t know an international spy when we see one? Don’t answer that!”

But ya would think Santa would have put up some Christmas decorations…..Some of those big old bulbs……

If there were a Santa, that would happen.

he ISN’T real ????

What? They didn’t just hack his computer system?!

I was watchin’ for this…

NSA ( Not Secret Anymore ) should be hiring the old guy. He’s got a better system. He only has to deal with melting snow, not leaking Snowden.

NSA (et al) aka spying: The second oldest profession in the world.

What I want to know is what is the NSA doing with all those Target credit card numbers…

He know when you’ve had beans too.

Look just like da guys from the collection jigs…..

I thought it was Facebook that wanted all your contact lists.

Love Santa and those Big colored Balls!

Doesn’t it make you stop and think when the former head of the KGB tells us that he really envies our domestic surveillance system?

“He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…”

Don’t these mid-level agents know not to bother a superior officer?

Dey knows when you sleepin’ , Dey knows when you’re awake…..so be good for goodness sake!

Not another peep outta you!

All this time we never noticed if you rearrange “Santa” you not only get “Satan” — you get “At NSA”. All those gifts are a Faustian bargain.

This is telling of how fascist America has become. They want the nice as well as the naughty.

Santa = Saint

-Yes, originally Saint Nicolas, who was a real person who bought gifts for others. The name became corrupted over the years from Saint Nicholas to ‘Santa Claus’….

Sorry, Notsoastute, didn’t mean you…..Besides, you actually are sort of astute…..

“Naughty, nice, it’s all the same to us. We’re not actually listening. We’re just collecting numbers. Yeah, that’s the ticket…”

argy.bargy, thanks for reminding us of Ol’ J. Edgar. What a piece of work he was…The NSA scandal has nothing on him…….

Edclectic, Notsoastute…I’d like to give a shout out to my peeps…..

Ha ha ha love it

Hmmph. NSA folks don’t dress that well. You’re confusing wireheads with the FBI… “Suits vs normals” is the phrase, I believe.

As @Al said: gravel….About 14 sleigh’s full while they are standing there. :P

I suppose Santa already knows they’re naughty, so it doesn’t make any difference that they demand he hand over the list.