A second honeymoon is too short. It should be at least 2 minutes.
His funeral was 3 days later.
She probably should have known better than to ask….
Methinks this will not end well
Followed immediately by, Which orifice would I most enjoy having one of those three thing inserted into, if I try?
He should have been more tactful. Take Andy Capp, fr’instance:
“It’s not that I don’t love yer, Flo, it’s just that the idea of a second honeymoon sickens me.”
Let’s say Neil Armstrong, ‘cause you’re going to the moon
Mine’d just start laffin’
Him: “We’ve been happily married for 12 years.”
Her: “We’ve been married for 17 years.”
Him: “Exactly my point, most of them have been happy.”
I’ve been married for 41 years, 10 of which I spent waiting for my wife to get out of the ladies room, and two of those while holding her purse. You married guys know what I mean.
True, but they murder us seldom enough that we can spot them a few.more to the poit is sung in the musical Chicago.HE HAD IT COMING
Point
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Superfrog almost 11 years ago
A second honeymoon is too short. It should be at least 2 minutes.
hsawlrae almost 11 years ago
His funeral was 3 days later.
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
She probably should have known better than to ask….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
Methinks this will not end well
CogentModality almost 11 years ago
Followed immediately by, Which orifice would I most enjoy having one of those three thing inserted into, if I try?
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
He should have been more tactful. Take Andy Capp, fr’instance:
“It’s not that I don’t love yer, Flo, it’s just that the idea of a second honeymoon sickens me.”
jack fairbanks almost 11 years ago
Let’s say Neil Armstrong, ‘cause you’re going to the moon
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Mine’d just start laffin’
dflak almost 11 years ago
Him: “We’ve been happily married for 12 years.”
Her: “We’ve been married for 17 years.”
Him: “Exactly my point, most of them have been happy.”
I’ve been married for 41 years, 10 of which I spent waiting for my wife to get out of the ladies room, and two of those while holding her purse. You married guys know what I mean.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
True, but they murder us seldom enough that we can spot them a few.more to the poit is sung in the musical Chicago.HE HAD IT COMING
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
Point