Reminds me of a story my mom used to tell…Grandpa and Grandpa had gone to the theatre. During intermission, in the lobby, the elastic in Grandma’s bloomers gave out, and the bloomers fell at her feet. Without comment, Grandpa helped her gracefully to the side, bent down and scooped them up and stuffed them in his pocket, and led er back into the theatre. Bet her fanny was chilly during the third act! (…and I’ll bet Earl didn’t do that!)
ratlum almost 11 years ago
Same results I guess.
hsawlrae almost 11 years ago
Pew.
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
After my own heart, Opal. Keep your clothes as long as you can.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
I’ve been to church services like that
magicwalnut almost 11 years ago
Reminds me of a story my mom used to tell…Grandpa and Grandpa had gone to the theatre. During intermission, in the lobby, the elastic in Grandma’s bloomers gave out, and the bloomers fell at her feet. Without comment, Grandpa helped her gracefully to the side, bent down and scooped them up and stuffed them in his pocket, and led er back into the theatre. Bet her fanny was chilly during the third act! (…and I’ll bet Earl didn’t do that!)
milania almost 11 years ago
Proof that church is a good place to avoid. LOL
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
Too much heat on Opal’s head…
bonitabarb43 almost 11 years ago
Guess I’d better be careful what I wish for!
jbarnes almost 11 years ago
She can’t possibly have anything the Lord hasn’t already seen.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 11 years ago
Take a good look at the Human Race, he has to have a sense of humor, or els a sense of the macabre.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Was somebody recording?
xxx
pcolli almost 11 years ago
And I’m only half way through writing my C & W song, “My Knicker Elastic Snapped in Church Last Sunday”.
dzw3030 almost 11 years ago
Humans are proof of God’s sense of humor. Mind you, there’s doubt about the quality of His humor but that’s life…