Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 19, 2014

Those guys are just bucking for a fight.

Are they too horny, or not horny enough?

they got it wrong, it’s supposed to be ’you’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny’.

Hey, Hunter-guy! Come back! The game’s afoot and is practically begging to become your trophies!

Oh, the humanity.

“We” hunt them?? That’s just what we need, rats with hunting rifles…

I think they can do better than that. They might have to ruminant longer.

Hey DESTINY23, rat could get a weapon from Guard Duck. Deer are becoming tolerable. What did Danny Donkey do for New Years????

If the deer would do that in hunting season, I’d have a freezer full of venison.

Next, the deer raise the stakes – ringing the hunter’s doorbell and running off.

The deer do have a point.

When I figured catching a fish was costing me about $75 a pound, I quit. Getting a deer probably costs a lot more.

So, I’m grateful for the fish and venison and other game my friends give me and I give my skills in return.

BTW, venison makes excellent chilli. Use a slow cooker.

Indeed, dinner for most folks. No different than grocery store food. Tastes great, plus gets you out of the house for exercise. And helps prevent deer overpopulation. Pluses all around!

The deer are political pundits reduced to name-calling!

Flaming bags of deer pop on your doorstep. WMDs, or Weapons of Messy Dog-do.

Gotta agree with the VD on this one, that is a hilarious outfit!

Dem’s Fightin’ words!

The hunter is wearing camouflage, so how can the deer even see him?

Very mean!LOL xxx

Homeless deer?

They know hunting season is over.