Overboard by Chip Dunham for January 09, 2014
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Hey, your mother wears army boots! Well, as a matter of fact, she does. She's a captain in the first infantry division.. Almost done with her third to her overseas and is already scheduled for a fourth., Retire one outdated insult. Yeah, geez, Charley. What decade did you pull that one out from?
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Open mouth, insert both feet – army boots included.
Good morning, Crew!
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 11 years ago
Yeah Charlie, that comment was out-dated even before I got out of the USAF in ’85.
Love-dog98 almost 11 years ago
That’s an oldie.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Along with “Ah yer father’s mustache”
Vince M almost 11 years ago
Although I did like it in MASH when Hawkeye was trying to get Winchester mad: “Your mother wears very expensive Army boots!”
dvoyack almost 11 years ago
Or when Hawkeye told Winchester: " Your father buys his suits off the rack."
instigator20 almost 11 years ago
Good Morning Crew,Ah, another day at the beach. Isn’t life grand.Have a GREAT DAY MATIE’S
Rwill almost 11 years ago
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Allan CB Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Your mother is a snow blower, and your father is a razor lips!Was the insult of choice when I was a kid … or “You’re a super sonic idiotic disconnected brain infected overloaded candy coated mucus eating zebra”, said in one breath, with no pauses between the words. The fact that I still remember it at 33, shames me to no end. LoL..Morning Crew … Dry, we love you! :D
patricew52 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good Morning, Crew!
Leeroy almost 11 years ago
Very cute. I’d never seen the insult in that statement, anyhow. (USAF 1984-1988).
I never get tired of the weirdness in Overboard.
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
Shame: Your mother wore Army boots!Batman: Yes, she did, and as I recall she found them very comfortable.
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good afternoon Crew. Hi DRY!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Good afternoon Crew!
My mother was a Lt. in Army Nurse Corps during WW@. She wore polished white uniform shoes.
Aslan Balaur almost 11 years ago
Kids tried that one with me back in 77, when my mother enlisted in the VTANG. Yeah, she did wear combat boots, and as third gen military, and having prior Army experience, not only did she wear them, she could kick ass in them!
mountaingreenery. almost 11 years ago
The Green ship pirate took the wind out of Charley’s sails, but if he wanted to start trouble, he could have said “Your dog eats tofu” Louie would never tolerate a slur like that.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Hey … it was worth a shot.
Welcome back, Dry. Good Evening, Crew.