Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 02, 2014

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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug VINTAGE 1993 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Chapter I TANZANIA, AFRICA. Pete: Dr. Faucet? There's someone here to see you. Dr. Faucet: Thanks, Pete. I'll be right there. Dr. Faucet: Hello there. Do I know you? Lazarus: The name is Lazarus. Lazarus: I'd like you to come back to the states with me to see a theme park I'm launching. Dr. Faucet: I'm a world famous paleo-anthropologist. I can't just pick up... Lazarus: If you endorse this park, I promise it will be WORTH YOUR WHILE! NORTHWESTERN NEW JERSEY. Dr. Faucet: Okay, Lazarus. Now, what kind of park IS this? Lazarus: Look over there -- through those trees! Lazarus: Dr. Faucet, I present to you the miracle of our time... ...A LIVING SPECIMEN OF AUSTRALOPITHECUS AFARENSIS!! An extinct ancestor of mankind from 3 1/2 million years ago! PLOICENE PARK GIFT SHOP Dr. Faucet: Good lord, man! Where did he COME FROM? Lazarus: I met him in a burger joint in Passaic. Dr. Faucet: It's unbelievable! Lazarus: I thought I told you to wear these Tarzan briefs! Charley: Did you bring back any magazines? This PEOPLE is two weeks old! NEXT: Australo-Fever!