Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 16, 2014

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enjoy this vintage 1993 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug 1993 ruben bolling chapter III in the executive offices of pliocene park, lazarus and dr. faucet discuss the impending exhibition of a living specimen of australopithecus afarensis, an extinct ape-like ancestor of humanity! lazarus: t-shirts, mugs, perfume... charley the australopithecine will be the phenomenon of the decade! charl party in the pliocene i dated lucy. faucet: bah! it's raining pretty hard. we'd better check on charley in that absurd cage you built for him. lazarus: holy crombone! charley's gone!! faucet: of course he's gone!! man can't pen up the forces of nature! nature will always run free!! lazarus: the storm knocked his cable tv out. he must have wandered away. faucet: so... there's an australopithecine on the loose...! we've got a pre-historic ape-man rampaging through new jersey!! lazarus: wait! i think i see him! faucet: my god-- he's feeding! lazarus: it's... disgusting! next: australopithecine amok!