Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 30, 2014
November 29, 2014
December 01, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Why do animals always walk in circles before they lie down?" Hobbes: "Sorry. Privileged information" Monster: "Psst! Hey kid!" Calvin and Hobbes: "MONSTERS" Calvin: "What do you want?" Monster: "There's a big, shiny toy for you under the bed. Come get it!" Calvin: "Oh sure! You just want me to come down there so you can grab me with some oozing appendage, slowly paralyze me with some vile secretion, and devour me alive! Nice try! Forget it!" Calvin: "Stupid monsters. All fangs and no brains" Monster: "Psst! Tiger! We'll give you some salmon if you push the kid over the bed!" Hobbes: "Is the salmon fresh?" Monster: "Hold on, I'll check. Yeah, it's fresh" Calvin: "HOBBES, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!!"
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BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Hobbes, hold out for a steak.
Steve Bartholomew almost 10 years ago
Good thing monsters have to stay under the bed. Or in the closet.
Tah Tah almost 10 years ago
yuuummyyyy sure Hobbes hahahahha
pineapplehead101 almost 10 years ago
Why don’t the monsters jus gang up and come out from under the bed. Or even better, hide under the covers?
Baba27 almost 10 years ago
You should have them show you the salmon first, Hobbes. How do you know they really got one?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
uh oh Calvin. Hobbes is looking to better deal you. You need to make a counter-offer.
rentier almost 10 years ago
A fresh salmon would be a good deal!!
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Salmon is great and good for you too. Go for it Hobbes.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Make sure it is wild caught. None of that farm raised stuff for you!
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Monster not so stupid after all.
J Short almost 10 years ago
I had a stuffed dachshund toy that protected me from monsters. He wouldn’t sell me out.
cubswin2016 almost 10 years ago
If Hobbes were a real friend, he’d go down and take care of the monsters himself.
Kilrwat Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Men and Tigers…always thinking with the wrong organ.
Karaboo2 almost 10 years ago
The consters will say anything to get what they want. Hobbs, don’t be a pushover.
ant almost 10 years ago
Mmm, salmons.
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
Seems fishy to me.
rshive almost 10 years ago
The monsters aren’t as dumb as Calvin thinks.
2252895 almost 10 years ago
Kitty.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
tsandl almost 10 years ago
Hobbes, if they have to check to see if the salmon’s fresh, then the salmon isn’t fresh.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Come on, Hobbes. Give in to temptation!
xxx
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Hobbes cannot eat any part of Calvin, unless he can chew on Calvin’s imagination!.Wait! Let me think this over…
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Just like any other cat.
paulsub63 almost 10 years ago
Calvin needs some pointers from Lio.
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
Best friends exchange you for some tuna.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Can’t even trust Hobbes…..what’s the world coming to…
leopardglily over 2 years ago
Where would those monsters get a salmon??