Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 09, 2014
Transcript:
Melissa: So I'm calling Jen from freakin' Afghanistan, and she's worried it'll make her late for her pedicure! What's up with that? I mean, I can see how a deployment doesn't seem exceptional anymore. The war feels endless, I get that... We've been propping up a corrupt, failed narco-state for 13 years! No wonder people like Jen tune out. Roz: I love watching you walk stuff back. Melissa: And frankly, I could use a pedicure myself.
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
Get a manicure also, you deserve it.
bagbalm almost 11 years ago
Just more obviously victims than the ones at home.
King_Shark almost 11 years ago
The “narco” part of the “corrupt, failed narco-state” had virtually been extinguished by the Taliban. Afghanistan’s poppy farming industry practically began de novo again in 2002. (So did the corruption, actually. The Taliban were brutal, semiliterate tribal mullahs, but they were not corrupt, and this is one major reason they had a LOT of early support; kind of like Pol Pot initially had in Cambodia, come to think of it.)
2578275 almost 11 years ago
@dukedougYep, and you’ve probably heard the old saying: “War is good business; invest your sons and daughters.”
2578275 almost 11 years ago
@ Joliet JakeAs a Viet vet, I’m grateful to the antiwar protesters. Otherwise we may still be fighting over there. And then there was Dubya who replied when asked on his visit to Vietnam if there was a lesson to be learned, “Stay the course.”
beprepn almost 11 years ago
what was the real quote on Gates-Obama? Did Obama really admit his Afghanistan stand was all political? Hmmm.
Kip W almost 11 years ago
Where do you get that? The poverty level is lower.
2578275 almost 11 years ago
@Joliet JakeI knew a guy who spent two and a half years in high school as a senior just to avoid the draft. Smart.
mblase75 almost 11 years ago
Just remember, they’re fighting “for America.” Which nowadays means they’re fighting because an American told them to.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
Gates didn’t say Obama’s stand on Afghanistan was “political”. He said it was focused on getting us out. And this was bad…why?.If Gates was so opposed to everything Obama and Biden did, it makes me wonder why he stayed on so long.Very disappointing, I thought Gates was better than a tattletale book during the Administration he served.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Re: Viet Nam and that era, I finally got around to reading a Sept. 29, 2013 book review, and it was chilling: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/29/books/review/the-blood-telegram-by-gary-j-bass.html?n=Top/Reference/Times%20Topics/People/F/Filkins,%20Dexter?ref=dexterfilkins&_r=0
Eggman61 almost 11 years ago
Why would a Doonesbury character need a pedicure? They don’t have feet.
stanley hastings almost 11 years ago
The draft ended my sr. yr. in hs
caligula almost 11 years ago
It’s already been going on for more than 1,000 it’s just that you haven’t noticed.
Still, a time over territory graph of the Uma over the last 100 years in particular shows gains almost unprecedented despite the fall of the Ottoman Empire.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
Not that I believe anything from the Moonie News, but that’s what happens after recessions: the poverty rate goes up.I guess the President was supposed to fix that on inauguration day, but the Grand Old Boat Anchor Party had other plans.
Potrzebie almost 11 years ago
I wonder if her sidekick is dating over there since she’s at least an 8 by lowered expectations over there!!!! The lucky girl must get advances from both genders!!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“Draft and deploy Miley Cyrus and the Kardashian clan, if that’s the only way to get America’s attention.”-Plus, two or three twerks from now, the Taliban would be headed back home to Pakistan where they belong.-Still, it seems like cruel punishment and we HAVE committed to ENDING use of torture.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“If John McCain had been elected President, it would have lasted a hundred years.”-I could be wrong, but the way I took it, Senator McCain meant we would likely still have a presence, not that we would be fighting. I didn’t vote for him but not because of that misunderstanding.We are still in Germany for reasons beyond my understanding, but we aren’t fighting there.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
McCain’s comment was actually about Iraq – remember those good old days?In either case, what makes us think the indigenous peoples would let us stay there and not fight? They (the average people) really didn’t care for us to be there, as opposed to the rulers, who would love to have us prop them up.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“The Plutocrats have been busy since 1980 to drive our economy into the ground and eliminate the Middle Class which first appeared here in 1945.”-So you think al-Qaida is composed of Plutocrats?
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
Actually, I do remember hearing that one of al-Quaeda’s goals was to destroy our economy. bush fell right into the trap.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“So why do you bring a non-sequitur into it?”-How can it be a non-sequitur when they claim to wish to do what you say the Plutocrats are trying to do?The only reasonable explanation is that you believe all Plutocrats are al-Qaida and vice versa.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“The President responsible for the September 11, 2001 attacks is President Ronald Reagan, had he not supplied Osama with more bullets in 1985, Russia would have killed Osama when he ran out of bullets and September 11, 2001 never would have happened.”-True.-However, by extention, whichever President didn’t assassinate Osama’s great-great grandmother is actually responsible, because that would have stopped it too.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“We are also still in Korea near the North/South Korean Border.”-Yep, my father was on the south side of that line. Placed there so he would be killed in the event of an invasion. The plan was that it would force American to get in the fight. The same was true for our presence in West Germany; if the USSR invaded, Americans would be killed and join in the fight to oppose them.-Politicians, gotta love ’em.
cripplious almost 11 years ago
As a great armchair strategist what would you have done on 9/12/2001?
era1943 almost 11 years ago
I guess more soldiers have to die before anyone will care that we are still there
radioman almost 11 years ago
“Too bad Justin Bieber is Canadian.” As a Canadian, I have to agree
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
And I guess the PLUTOCRATS are workaholics as they devote their everything to controlling us?
susan.e.a.c almost 11 years ago
Jen is a true American feminist. “We don’t do these things because they are hard, we do them because they are easy and cheap.”