Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2014

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    He has littered the landscape with distressed damsels, just in case.

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    Chrisdiaz801  almost 11 years ago

    Don’t worry, lady, Rip’s going to pick you(and then you may reveal yourself to be the henchwoman helping out the bad guy, if this hypothesis proves true.)

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Where the heck did she come from? And why is she wearing a tiara?

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    KA-DAMSEL!

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    DADOF3  almost 11 years ago

    Who the heck is this guy, Monty Hall?

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    dan thompson creator almost 11 years ago

    The woman is… (wait for i i i i i i tttt! )

    http://www.gocomics.com/riphaywire/2014/01/01#.UuuWyHnrug8

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    Joseph.B.Prawer  almost 11 years ago

    ok. looks like the honeymoon still is not ‘completed’.

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    Sayman  almost 11 years ago

    Ka-Dilemma!

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    Dragoncat  almost 11 years ago

    Boy, this couple is going to have one heck of a “How I Married Your Mother” story to tell their kids!

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    imbaldeagle  almost 11 years ago

    Just transfer the dynamite from blonde beauty to ugly highwayman.

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    lecrenb  almost 11 years ago

    Finish the Ka-Whuppin’… then go disarm the Ka-Bomb… wait, that’s too simple…

    Mind you, I remember when Rip left Cobra with a bomb wrapped around her neck…

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    simple answer drag Billy Jack over to the damsel and have him disarm the bomb.

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    warjoski Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m liking the Highwayman. First, he seems a decent match for Rip. Second, he kind of looks like the guy from No Country for Old Men. And lastly, hats are awesome. Hope we’ll see more of him

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    quartermain  almost 11 years ago

    What we have here is a dynamic dynamite blonde!

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    kaystari Premium Member over 10 years ago

    It’s obvious, you drag the villan to the bomb and tell him to disconnect it or all 3 of you go up!

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