Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 23, 2014

first rule of politics or upper management

It’s good to be an American….Come along little waif…Sail away with me..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chaP4MCXp4w

Of course, if it can deliver a bomb then it can deliver a pizza.

When the drone comes to ground level, wait until it has released the package, then jam it’s homing mechanism. You now have your own drone.

Mostly, it’s the other way around.

In Oz, the only tips the pizza guy gets is “Work hard and be good to your Mother”. (famous TV ad over here)

“Work hard and be good to your mother”, used to be valued in the U.S. But it was learned that values stood in the way of more and larger profits.

AH! The power of repeated spoken lies.

When it happens we’ll make great pets.

It’s “We both have truths”

American Exceptionalism – we’re the only major country in the world that has insecure credit cards.

It makes sense.There’s no way that you’ll get a robotic delivery service to works – too many laws and regulations are, or will be put, in place to keep them successfully working (privacy, airspace, etc…)but, using them to conquer the world means you can ignore the laws (part of the requirement of world domination).

And then they can become a delivery service as originally planned

Bla bla bla bla…this is as bad as Danae……Back to the single panels!

Just what constitutes ‘proud American’ for Bob? More of a convenient chichi to mask his paranoia.

What part of what goes on in this world does he consider “reason”? :/

So being a “Proud American” is now cause for mocking insults?

American Paranoia is The BEST! on the planet.

That explains so much…

This statement also applies to religion.

This is the system used in the Republican section of our House of Representatives. It’s what Stephen Colbert calls “truthiness”- the idea that what’s true isn’t as important as what you believe, that what you know in your “gut” is inherently better than what others might “know” in their brains, since there is no objective reality. The problem with this process is that when you use your “gut” instead of your brain to make decisions, the product of the two organs becomes the same thing.

don’t forget “political ethics,” the most oxymoronic oxymoron of all.

i love bob’s eyebrows – they seem to have a life of their own – and THAT’S the truth. blththth

Bob is a Democrat?

DeLee, great last line!

ypoons and Night-Gaunt, Rumor has it that several other major stores were hit at the same time…..But they aren’t being as forthcoming…There may be a lot more surprised people in a few days…Sleep tight……..

Ok give it a rest. This cartoon is turning into the wall street journal. Bring back Danea and her silly horse that goes to bed with her.

If this really does happen, especially with pizza or other fast food delivery…the drones will be set with a card scanner to scan credit or debit cards….take the price of the pizza from your account PLUS the tip (the rest of what is in your account)….don’t think it won’t happen!

OY!!! The primary explanation of perspectives for party politics!!!

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We got through an entire day without someone announcing Bob looked like Nixon? Amazing!

OK Wiley, why don’t you get off the leftist bull-Barack and go back to making fun of Joe’s relationship with his remote girl friend?

Target isn’t going away.Sears probably will & so far, they haven’t been hacked!

JP—I thought that the first time I saw the guy! Good call. Although it would be just as effective and funny if it was a guy who looked like Obama, don’t you think?

MSNBC strikes again.