The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for February 06, 2014

Burl can wear ’em for as long as he wants, he still stinks all the time. Yuck.Are armpit deodorant pads the hygiene products that Verl is talking about?

The labels on the chairs were funnier than the dialog to me.

I would think they would melt away after the first 10 min.

Joy must have just picked up the whatever she is eating, no crumbs on her face.

Don’t trust anything that says it lasts more than a few hours anyway.

Is Susan on vacation? haven’t seen her.

BURL = nasty. nasty nasty nasty. I bet the background odor of their house in sweaty gym socks, compost heap and mildew plus two different glade sticks

There’s no hygiene product ever made or imagined that would last five minutes on, in, or under either of these, flame-thrower excepted.

Maybe Fabreeze soaked pads would work, they sure work in those commercials of cars full of garbage. In fact, maybe instead of rinsing the bra she could spray it with Fabreeze..Joy is snacking and dribbling crumbs again, can you imagine how nasty their carpets and furniture must be. Mouse heaven.

I too have not seen a deodorant pad in a helluva long time. But, for my own mischievousness, I began imagining how Burl and Joy may misconstrue the whole idea. In my imagined scenario, I am seeing Joy and Burl buying a box of Dollar Store Fabric Softener Dryer Sheets, and having Burl use those.

They are too disgustingly dirty to imagine what “products” they may use. Although I must admit to use of Fabrese and day-long airing in the sunshine has occasionally been used for some of my multi-layered silk outfits (as the dry-cleaners don’t like to deal with all the ornamentation). I wash any parts that are really soiled, but in my defense, they are mostly worn for outdoor events (and my underpinnings are always washed).

If BURLs 24 deodorant pads actually worked…He’d be gone…. ! ! !

Shouldn’t his sweat-shirt message read: 100% LARD??

simply ewwwwww….

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