Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 04, 2014

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    VictoryRider  almost 11 years ago

    Now when I die, now don’t think I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    So even if you get a beached blue whale (98 feet; 30 meters), it would take it almost half a minute for it to relieve its bladder?

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    Jogger2  almost 11 years ago

    I’ve heard of several pilots in dog fights shooting themselves down by being hit by their own missile, but I’ve not heard of one hit by his own bullets before.

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    That pilot got ahead of himself.

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Remember to wash your hands (or hoofs or paws or whatever)…

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Scientist at Georgia Tech must have to much time in their hands..I meant on their hands.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    What do you have to wash your hands for? My mother told me not to pee on them.

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    deepstblu  almost 11 years ago

    So the pilot was faster than a speeding bullet?

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    jack fairbanks  almost 11 years ago

    Hey, grey boy! The shoes, watch the shoes…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    the size of the prostate has something to say about that

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    Captain Colorado  almost 11 years ago

    “Your tax dollars at work.”

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    linsonl  almost 11 years ago

    He fired the bullets while climbing, then went into a dive. He flew through the bullets as they were coming back down, and he had picked up enough speed to catch up with them.

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    loner34  almost 11 years ago

    The jet shooting itself down, is true.As for peeing… I have no idea, I just do it, and do it, and do it…

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    yangeldf  almost 11 years ago

    so would it be accurate to say an F-11 is faster than a speeding bullet?

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    ssledge  almost 11 years ago

    In regard to the “urinate” panel(anyone remember that word?), I can only reflect on how crude our culture has become. I am probably of the last generation to remember it a different way.

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    tuslog64  almost 11 years ago

    That average means little – A cow can unload much faster than a bull. It’s a basis for rain measurements:

    FogMist SprinklerainingRaining Cats and DogsDownpourCob FloaterGoose drownerCPFR (Cow going potty on a flat rock!)

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    cbrsarah  almost 11 years ago

    Sorry fellows, but I got you guys beat. I’m a going as soon as I sit down.

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    Frogman_tg  almost 11 years ago

    At today’s price of $1257.30/Troy oz. that coffin would be worth more than $5.5 million…but who’s counting?

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    sarazan7  over 10 years ago

    Is that with or without shaking?

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