The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 02, 2005
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Welcome again to: Dusty's mailbox: real e-mail from real folks to: dustywinters@yahoo.com from: Gigi Dear Dusty, I need your advice on creepy crawlies...I live out in the country. Yesterday, I turned on my kitchen faucet...and a black tarantula came out. I ran outside nearly naked and ran right into my neighbors. Any advice? Dear Gigi....my advice is to back away from the liquor cabinet...
Elvis Presley almost 7 years ago
My advice is to move out of the country to a city where you can always blame a landlord for your tarantula troubles.