The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 02, 2005
July 01, 2005
July 03, 2005
Transcript:
Welcome again to: Dusty's mailbox: real e-mail from real folks to: dustywinters@yahoo.com from: Gigi Dear Dusty, I need your advice on creepy crawlies...I live out in the country. Yesterday, I turned on my kitchen faucet...and a black tarantula came out. I ran outside nearly naked and ran right into my neighbors. Any advice? Dear Gigi....my advice is to back away from the liquor cabinet...
My advice is to move out of the country to a city where you can always blame a landlord for your tarantula troubles.