Close to Home by John McPherson for February 14, 2014

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Thought women didn’t need men anymore?!

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    It’s a BS holiday, invented in its current form by retailers.

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    J Short  almost 11 years ago

    All you need is love…everybody now..

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    stlmaddog5  almost 11 years ago

    Saint Valentine’s Day, also known as Valentine’s Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine,1 is observed on February 14 each year. It is celebrated in many countries around the world, although it is not a holiday in most of them.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day

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    ncalifgirl58  almost 11 years ago

    lol Heart day is just too much pressure for some people. Happy day all.

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    scyphi26  almost 11 years ago

    It’s super effective.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 11 years ago

    And yes, men…she’s single!

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    mackenzie0158  almost 11 years ago

    I think that realistically it is more likely that it would be men with wives and girlfriends that would be smashing the displays for this bogus holiday.

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    Rwill  almost 11 years ago

    Ah, the day we celebrate a mob hit.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    That was a great joke a few decades ago, but if her assumption was that he last had sex 59 years ago, he would be at least 75 or 80 now and the whole conversation would be highly unlikely.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    There are consequences for driving men away from you.

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    finnygirl Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Great song!

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    finnygirl Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    ROFLMAO!

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    jondelfin Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Wonder how the salesman knows she’s single.

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    The Rolling Cat  almost 11 years ago

    I quite agree, though it’s also true that women don’t like “to be told what to do and when to do it” either. And I’m not just talking about Valentine’s Day; it applies to all situations where you’re expected to do certain things whether you want to or not, for no better reason except that they ‘should’ be done, even when they make no sense. Regardless of whether you’re male or female, imposed obligations of any kind suck; life would be better year around if everyone would quit ‘shoulding’ on each other, and themselves, too.

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