Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 13, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Wait…. I thought Death’s line was “I’ll let you know when you’re going to check out.”

    Death never checks out….though I’ve heard he takes a holiday.

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    x_Tech  almost 11 years ago

    You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

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    MotherOfMoses  almost 11 years ago

    It’s not a hotel, it’s actually a dead & breakfast.

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    Ronal Kerbo Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Must be the Hotel California, ‘We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!’

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 11 years ago

    Any motel can be a roach motel…….

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    I often watch “Hotel Impossible” on Travel Channel (yes, I KNOW I watch too much TV) because I watch while I do other stuff, being here alone.

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    The Rolling Cat  almost 11 years ago

    Maybe the manager (who does look rather like Basil) should have killed that joke, lest it be the death of him.

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