Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 07, 2014
February 06, 2014
February 08, 2014
Transcript:
We removed the red hots to cure the heartburn, we removed the milk duds to cure the lactose intolerance, and we removed the butterscotch discs because, well, they're delicious.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
“The candystriper will be along in a minute, to assist as we take the rest of your vitals.”…
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Now how long does he have to hang around hospital?
naturally_easy almost 11 years ago
He’s a mere shell of what he used to be.
jreckard almost 11 years ago
Pin yada yada yada.
cdward almost 11 years ago
Somehow, I feel empty inside.
TheWildSow almost 11 years ago
It was a pretty vicious attack – he’s lost a lot of candy!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 11 years ago
I never liked those butterscotch discs
redbaronss almost 11 years ago
I would have been even more impressed if the doc had removed a Baby Ruth from hin
Digital Frog almost 11 years ago
But something’s still gumming up the works,
jtviper7 almost 11 years ago
I have dibs on the Red Hots…
'nuffsaid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Don’t forget the Boogers, Doc! Can’t have the little ones getting nose candy.
bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The doc spared him by not mentioning the bad case of (Gummi) worms.
No New Wars over 9 years ago
Presumably a gag that only works in the USA. Red hots? Milk duds? The coloured horse?