Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 24, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: Well, Mr. Johnson, I'm afraid what you have might be fatal. But I'll have to run some tests to be sure. Man: Oh my goodness. What kind of tests? Rat: Bad news. Rat Becomes a Medical Doctor
favm almost 11 years ago
Rat, you will have to improve your darts technique.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
With that technique, Rat might be better suited to weather forecasting.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
When it says “you win a lollipop”, does that mean the doctor gets the lollipop or the patient?
Ida No almost 11 years ago
“Two darts out of three?”
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
That’s about the way things are going.
Shawn Black Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Rat must be on the approved Humana doctors list.
zero almost 11 years ago
A lot quicker tho…
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
Maybe Rat should use a chuck-a-luck wheel.
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Mr. Johnson should dart out the door.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Rat’s most accurate diagnosis yet!
KEA almost 11 years ago
Used to be doctors could diagnose illnesses without a thousand test – ’course that was before mass malpractice suits.
me almost 11 years ago
Comes with all the additional lab fees too!
le-roy almost 11 years ago
The diagnosis is completely accurate – of course, it may take seventy years or so…
Chris Sherlock almost 11 years ago
What’s the diagnosis if Rat hits the bulls eye?
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
This must be an Aflac ad; I look at Rat and I hear, “Quack, quack, quack…”
Number Three almost 11 years ago
What the?
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Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Medical tests should not be conducted in the presence of the victim patient. But at least Rat’s is free of technobabble!
Enoki almost 11 years ago
And with that we have yet again a proof of Godwin’s Law.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Rat, you left “HMO Patient – No Help” off your board.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The closest Rat ever came to medicine was stocking Dr Pepper on grocery store shelves!
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] over 2 years ago
He should do a spin.