When out riding my bike, if I see a female on a bike, suddenly it is much easier to pedal up the hill. I am happily married, but those performance enhancing hormones just squirt out automatically. There is something to the scene in Star Wars where Princess Leia give Luke a kiss just before he has to carry her in one arm across a chasm while holding the rope in the other hand.
But then there is “The Gods Must be Crazy” where those hormones destroy the hero’s coordination and turn him into a stumble bum – to hilarious effect.
Bilan over 10 years ago
He doesn’t have to ski faster than the Yeti, he just has to ski past Cliff.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
There he goes!… – And “yeti” said he wouldn’t scream like a girl!….
Kali39 over 10 years ago
But what if the Yeti wins?
Ida No over 10 years ago
Cheating never peys.
King_Shark over 10 years ago
Aah! His spleen!
cdward over 10 years ago
Frankly, if I were Winky, I’d ski straight for Dr. Mel.
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s not the threat of despleening, it’s its underarms. They’re not called skunk apes for nothing.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 10 years ago
Winky will be disqualified when they check his blood . . . ☻
stuart over 10 years ago
When out riding my bike, if I see a female on a bike, suddenly it is much easier to pedal up the hill. I am happily married, but those performance enhancing hormones just squirt out automatically. There is something to the scene in Star Wars where Princess Leia give Luke a kiss just before he has to carry her in one arm across a chasm while holding the rope in the other hand.
But then there is “The Gods Must be Crazy” where those hormones destroy the hero’s coordination and turn him into a stumble bum – to hilarious effect.
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
See also Kevin & Kell
echoraven over 10 years ago
Next event: Spleen tossing.
cstewart23 over 10 years ago
And the gold for most spleens lost goes to….
mschilling Premium Member over 10 years ago
Anna Fenninger (Gold medalist at Sochi) cares about cheetahs. I’d ride up the hill way faster if I encountered her….
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
I traded my old emergency generator in on a new one. Does that mean I regenerated?