Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2014

Big Oreos eat little Oreos. That’s how Oreos get bigger.It’s called “Survival of the fattest”.

Don’t be fooled by his matching suit boys!

Why toast? Why doesn’t anybody ever propose an English muffin? They aren’t that much different….Me? I propose a side of bacon….

I see a glorp coming on.

He returns!(?)

Morty and Saul… Nice tribute to Mort Sahl.

and where did he have a Martini glass handy?

This reminds me of Bob & Ray’s whale mascot,“Smelly Dave.”

He died, but then Pastis made him “un die”.

Don’t have the same fate as the dolphins, Sal!

Or maybe, just maybe, there are more than one Killer Whale in existence in the world!

I see Stephan finally decided to shut the critics up!

Finally, an answer to the north pole/south pole nazis – shut the hell up, the bear was just there on vacation! (and looking for an easy snack – beeg oreos )

I wonder what the alligators would do with the new Oreo?

That isn’t a toast…. They are toast.

In referencing Oreo’s, let’s toast to 102 years of goodness by breaking out a package of them and pouring a glass of cold milk. Dunk away!!On the subject of the Orca toasting the penguins, may I suggest a nice cab-franc?

Today’s strip is just ridiculous. How can they be drinking martinis when there are no olives at the south pole?

Toons!

@SherlockWatson—Take a closer look. Those “olives” are actually pearl onions, and the characters are drinking gibsons!

Thanx in advance for not asking where the pearl onions came from!!!!!!!

Stephan finally get’s it right. (Not that I really cared)

Pastis can’t draw a leopard seal?

WIth a fine chianti, no doubt.

Spoke too soon…

Whoops.

xxx

Saw you tube of a whale watch where a pod of killer whales were chasing a penguin. Suddenly, the penguin appeared inside the whale watch raft, having escaped the whales. When the whales left the area, the penguin jumped back into the water. Possible strip idea?!!

Flightless birds like turkeys and peacocks stay on land.

Saul, Saul. Sadly, you have learned nothing of comic irony during your oh-so-brief lifetime. RIP. The orca awaits.

he diiiied!! i do not like him kill him permenantly

Geev mee even beeger oreos

The comic that aired on the day I was born.

Dark.