Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2014
February 20, 2014
February 22, 2014
Transcript:
Dakota: I-I'm so scared to close my eyes! Afraid my attacker will come back! Breezy: I'll stay with you until you fell asleep, Dakota. Dakota: Thanks! Hey, you know what would help me sleep? A nice, cold Fresca, like the one you've got there! Breezy: A toast to our new friendship. Dakota: Sure! Breezy: Z Dakota: Idiot. Meanwhile! Rip Haywire: I'm not jealous, Spur! Years of training have made me spot a bad guy from... Uncle Spur: Boy, can we talk about something else, now? Say, did you watch the last episode of "Downton Abbey"?
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Breezy ka-snoozy.
LordDogmore over 10 years ago
He slipped her a Ka-mickey?
johnrussco over 10 years ago
THIS GUY IS A KA-BUM Dan is too cool to have this turn out any other way and the Dakota dude needs an old fashion woppen. He is a phony They call a jerk like this STILL THE mAN, BUT I would like to get my hands around his neck! I know it’s just a comic so lol
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
With me, I don’t watch Downtown Abbey or any insipid shows that come from Public Television or the inane TV networks.The only shows I watch are the news, cartoons, and TV game shows. Other times I just play video games.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
Boy, he REALLY felt insulted by her beard comments, didn’t he?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 10 years ago
Never trust a guy who nick names himself after a state!
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
“Ask me to trim my beard, will she?”
quartermain over 10 years ago
What a dastardly thing to do to our sweet Breezy!
lecrenb over 10 years ago
He thinks she’s an idiot, I wonder what he thinks of our hero?
Chrisdiaz801 over 10 years ago
Cobra would’ve probably asked how much the villain was paying.