Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 21, 2014
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February 22, 2014
Transcript:
Dakota: I-I'm so scared to close my eyes! Afraid my attacker will come back! Breezy: I'll stay with you until you fell asleep, Dakota. Dakota: Thanks! Hey, you know what would help me sleep? A nice, cold Fresca, like the one you've got there! Breezy: A toast to our new friendship. Dakota: Sure! Breezy: Z Dakota: Idiot. Meanwhile! Rip Haywire: I'm not jealous, Spur! Years of training have made me spot a bad guy from... Uncle Spur: Boy, can we talk about something else, now? Say, did you watch the last episode of "Downton Abbey"?
With me, I don’t watch Downtown Abbey or any insipid shows that come from Public Television or the inane TV networks.The only shows I watch are the news, cartoons, and TV game shows. Other times I just play video games.